Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee is a man of surprises. During the band’s Saturday (Aug. 27) Los Angeles show, the drummer pulled out a dachshund, also known as a “wiener dog,” out of his pants onstage. We can’t make this stuff up, kids.

During the incident, Lee mentioned the nude selfie photo he shared on social media a few weeks ago. The image, which he posted on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, was taken down from Insta and Facebook due to being a violation of the platform’s community guidelines, which don’t allow users to share photos of their bare genitals.

At Saturday’s show, Lee referenced the nude post before launching into the heartfelt piano ballad “Home Sweet Home.”

“Some of you might’ve heard this before, but a couple of weeks ago we had a break on this tour and I went to some f—in’ island in Bora Bora and I got f—in’ loose, drunk as f—, f—in’ wobbler. I f—in’ fell the f— off. So what happened is I got all drunk, took a bunch of pictures of my dick, tossed them up on Instagram,” Lee said to the Los Angeles audience, “And so I figured they took them down from Instagram, and you guys wanna see my wiener? You guys wanna see the shit? Is that a yeah? All right, let’s go. Let me show you my f—in’ wiener. You ready? There it is.”

Watch the madness via the videos clips of, er, Tommy Lee’s wiener below. On one of the Twitter posts, Lee stated, “I always say when in doubt whip those wieners out!!! and by the way @peta no wieners were injured or harmed during this, both wieners were actually quite cozy snuggling.” Be aware the below videos are not safe for work.

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