It’s a tale as old as time: Man buys bird from Craigslist, realizes bird won’t stop singing Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” and then proceeds to go viral.

TikTok user Bödan Reykjavik, who describes himself as “The most responsible pet owner in Wisconsin,” shared the clip below explaining how he bought a cockatoo from a guy on Craigslist, and “it keeps on making these noises.”

And then that’s when this TikTok clip goes from good to great. (Just watch below to see for yourself.)

The comments on the video have been hysterical, but the best one was, “He can’t fly because he’s pure metal.”

@bodanrankovic

man buys cockatoo INSTANTLY regrets it

♬ original sound – Bödan Reykjavik

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