Ozzy Osbourne’s Logic Around Freely Peeing His Pants Onstage

Ozzy Osbourne went into TMI territory during the latest episode of The Osbournes Podcast that, frankly, we can’t unhear.

Of the many topics broached in the episode was an auction of a pair of underwear that belonged to Queen Victoria. Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack were beside themselves about how the underwear were obtained and who would want to own them. This eventually led to the revelation that Sharon once owned a number of items worn by Marilyn Monroe, including a dress, a pair of shoes and a handbag.

Jack then asked what the difference was between owning those Monroe items and owning Queen Victoria’s underwear. Sharon reasoned that Monroe didn’t “fart and s— in” any of those items. Ozzy then jumped in and said Queen Victoria was “an old girl.” He added she was probably incontinent and likely soiled herself during long parades or processions.

This led to The Prince of Darkness revealing, “When I was onstage, I used to go, ‘Oh, f— it,’ and just piss, ’cause I was wet anyway from throwing water around.”

This episode of The Osbournes Podcast was the same one where Sharon called Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx an “a–hole.” Sharon made that remark after taking issue with how Ozzy’s infamous snorting ants moment was used to promote the film adaptation of Motley Crue’s memoir The Dirt.

Sixx took to X (formerly Twitter) to respond to the reactions and attention Sharon’s comment received. He reshared a user’s comments, which have since been deleted, but wrote, “We had a lot of love and respect for Sharon. We love Ozzy. So when people comment on stuff calling her a plastic granny tranny I have it deleted. Not sure what she’s upset about now but let’s not perpetuated [sic] her comments by posting negativity about her..”

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