Noah Kahan can’t believe people are still using their seats as bathrooms at his shows. After a June report of someone defecating in a seat, he tweeted, “If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao.” A fan later said someone urinated in a section at Citi Field during his New York show. Kahan joked about the incidents during Wednesday’s Washington, D.C. stop while doing a bit in his song “Dial Drunk.” Pretending to take a call from “Congress,” he said people have been “pissing all over the floor” and quipped, “You guys are ordering by act of Congress that everyone has to wear diapers before they get in? Is that what we’ve come to?” He finished, “Alright, you heard Congress, f put some diapers on next time, y’all.” Offstage, Kahan has backed ticket-resale caps. He supported a Vermont bill that passed in May and is behind a similar proposal in Massachusetts. He’s touring now for his new album, The Great Divide.

